Thursday, July 30, 2009

I'm telling you...

there are at least a thousand things that women "forget" to tell you about being pregnant.

Ladies, once you hit month seven... the gravy train is OVER.
There is a whole world of uncomfortable that I did not, in fact could not fathom.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

fast food love
throwaway cardboard container love
b-line to the golden arches of
corporate takeover love
flat tasteless salted with disappointment
eat quick
choke chew swallow
thoughtless lump
down your throat love
get it down
push it down
throw it down
fast. food. love.